Mitch Ratcliffe Right On Concerning Google
by Lucky7Star
I hate to admit it but when I’m wrong I like to clear the air and move on… But this was a doozey. Google IS NOT one of us. Let me be clear, they have a great search engine but when you’re working for Google syndication all of a sudden things change. I mean not quite as bad as Keen, in that they have not tried to steal any of my money… Yet. They do have about the WORST CUSTOMER SERVICE ON THE PLANET… In fact I was beginning to believe that they did not even bother to employ real flesh and blood people (obviously they employ as few as possible). But once they owe you money, buddy let me tell you, it is a different story and contains the shadow of a somewhat sinister relationship. The thing is as soon as Google discovered that they were soon going to owe my account money I had some weird message pop up into my account asking me about some kind of elusive PIN number. They assured me that they had sent me a PIN back in 2000 and something and they needed that number NOW! I suppose in order to prove that I was not some Osama Bin Laden International Terrorist hiding out filling my coffers with Google search engine click treasure in order to support my ongoing venture and army of narco-terrorist. They insisted that they needed a physical address, like knowing my bank account, holding my credit card information and knowing my next of kin better than myself is not enough???
Well I finally did get an email from someone but only after I sent several pointed emails inquiring why in the world did they close my account? I did finally get a response, to my relief, that appeared to be answered by an actual person (but it could have just been a clever bot AI program). Just the same I think it may have been a real person because they knew the interworkings of our United States Postal Service since I was informed that because of the slowness of USPS it might take 3 to 4 weeks before my PIN would arrive. But I suppose its too much to ask or expect of Google but it would appear that they could take a few of those billions of bucks and hire a customer service department.
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